The Gus Johnson Paradox

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We need to talk about Gus Johnson.
He’s ruining college football for me, and I’m not entirely sure it’s his fault. I’ll still blame him for it, of course, because the only thing in this life I know for sure is that nothing is ever *my* fault.
Here’s the problem: he made a name for himself by being animated, excitable…for watching the game like a fan, basically. And he quickly became one of the most popular and in-demand sportscasters as a result.
But now, realizing that people expect him to get fired up whenever he calls a game, he gets way too excited for every single play. There’s no differentiation between a game-winning Hail Mary and a long incomplete pass that the receiver almost caught.
Also, sometimes you get bizarre calls like this:

01:01
07:43
03:01
01:15