TALE OF THE TAPE

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by Dan Dore too

HOW DO THE QB’S/COACHES MATCH UP FOR THE BIG GAME? (WE REFUSE TO USE “SUPER BOWL” UNTIL THE NFL PAYS US) HERE IS OUR HASTILY ASSEMBLED GUESTIMATES (these numbers are not statistically accurate because you can say anything with statistics and we prefer to say nothing)

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BRADY/BELICHICK GOFF/McVAY

AGE(COMBINED)

                                                138                                   44

YEARS IN THE NFL

                                                78                                            3

PRO BOWLS

                                                 ALL                                          NON

NICKNAME

                                                “GOAT ”                                               “Kid”

                                                                 LOOKS (avg out of 10)

                                               4 (brady-2, coach-6)               10 (Goff-7, McVay-13 )                          

                                                            LIKEABILITY (avg out of 10)

                                               1.5 (Coach-6)                                         10 (both blonde)

POLITICS

                                                MAGA                                          HUH?

    WILL THEY CHEAT ?

                                                YES                                            NEVER! (see looks)

LUCK (Scale of 10)

                                                 10                                            10

RELATIONSHIP

Sexually tense – Sexually un-tense

                                          MARRIED?

Yes/Formerly – HELL NO/Maybe?                                      

                                                % OF HOME CITY ROOTING FOR THEM

                                                all                                          none

% ROOTING AGAINST (excluding home city)

                                                all                                          none

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