by Dan Dore too
HOW DO THE QB’S/COACHES MATCH UP FOR THE BIG GAME? (WE REFUSE TO USE “SUPER BOWL” UNTIL THE NFL PAYS US) HERE IS OUR HASTILY ASSEMBLED GUESTIMATES (these numbers are not statistically accurate because you can say anything with statistics and we prefer to say nothing)
this is here because I can’t format-Joe
YEARS IN THE NFL
“GOAT ” “Kid”
LOOKS (avg out of 10)
4 (brady-2, coach-6) 10 (Goff-7, McVay-13 )
LIKEABILITY (avg out of 10)
1.5 (Coach-6) 10 (both blonde)
WILL THEY CHEAT ?
YES NEVER! (see looks)
LUCK (Scale of 10)
Sexually tense – Sexually un-tense
Yes/Formerly – HELL NO/Maybe?
% OF HOME CITY ROOTING FOR THEM
% ROOTING AGAINST (excluding home city)