Posted by by Dan Dore too
HOW DO THE QB’S/COACHES MATCH UP FOR THE BIG GAME? (WE REFUSE TO USE “SUPER BOWL” UNTIL THE NFL PAYS US) HERE IS OUR HASTILY ASSEMBLED GUESTIMATES (these numbers are not statistically accurate because you can say anything with statistics and we prefer to say nothing)
this is here because I can’t format-Joe
BRADY/BELICHICK GOFF/McVAY
AGE(COMBINED)
138 44
YEARS IN THE NFL
78 3
PRO BOWLS
ALL NON
NICKNAME
“GOAT ” “Kid”
LOOKS (avg out of 10)
4 (brady-2, coach-6) 10 (Goff-7, McVay-13 )
LIKEABILITY (avg out of 10)
1.5 (Coach-6) 10 (both blonde)
POLITICS
MAGA HUH?
WILL THEY CHEAT ?
YES NEVER! (see looks)
LUCK (Scale of 10)
10 10
RELATIONSHIP
Sexually tense – Sexually un-tense
MARRIED?
Yes/Formerly – HELL NO/Maybe?
% OF HOME CITY ROOTING FOR THEM
all none
% ROOTING AGAINST (excluding home city)
all none