Bayless! Part One – The Sports Dump

Editor’s note: As part of the Sports Dump’s continuing efforts to bring you the most sophisticated poop-based sports journalism, we’d like to introduce the following serialized murder mystery, starring everyone’s favorite pundit, Det. Skip Bayless.

Without further ado, we present to you Bayless! Part One.

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