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ONLY THE BEST WORDS- NHL DRAFT PREVIEW!

Welcome to “ONLY the Best Words”, a new Sports Dump feature where we take an existing piece of work that

GAME ONE — MIAMI VS. BOSTON COLLEGE Oh yessssss CATHOLICS VS. CONVICTS YESSSS — what’s that? Wrong Catholics? There are right

Game 1 – Michigan State Vs Michigan From the people who point to their hand to show you where they

GAME ONE – LOUISVILLE vs MINNESOTA A father-son battle over who is more corrupt. It’s like The Godfather, but in

It’s nice that in these divisive times all of humanity can agree that cable/internet/phone providers are useless, without exception. There

Let’s get something straight right out of the gate: Kevin Durant is the best player on the Warriors. He’s probably

Hello, and welcome to the inaugural Dirtiest Program in College Sports Invitational. Today we have four premium matchups for you,

Last week we had the pleasure of Interviewing comedian and writer James Kirkland about his new novel: “Friend of the

If there’s one sporting event that makes the entire world stop and take notice, it’s the Pro Bowl. However, if

by Dan Dore too HOW DO THE QB’S/COACHES MATCH UP FOR THE BIG GAME? (WE REFUSE TO USE “SUPER BOWL” UNTIL

SAN MATEO, CA- Tom Brady might watch the Super Bowl. He might not. Those things don’t mean as much as

EDITORS NOTE: POSTED THIS BEFORE THE SEASON, WAS I RIGHT? When news “broke” that LeBron was headed to LA it

The NFL Pro Bowl was today. I watched approximately 75 seconds of it over two different viewings. First was the